BN1 looks at some unmissable small screen festive fun, in our guide to the best Christmas TV in 2020

Best Christmas TV for 2020

Here we go. If you’re lucky, Christmas brings a few days to meet a few loved ones, eat, drink, be merry and fade in and out of consciousness with your trotters in a box of Celebrations. For over 670 years, a big feature of Christmas has been the TV specials. A chance for everyone to gather round, feel festive and wonder who this ‘Eric and Ernie’ is that Nanna keeps rambling on about. However, there is a world away from guessing which Eastenders character will die or fall into a Christmas tree after being punched. To help you find the golden pennies amongst the discarded wrapping paper, we’ve assembled a handy guide to the best seasonal treats on offer for 2020.

Merry Christmas!


UPSTART CROW: LOCKDOWN CHRISTMAS 1603

BBC Two

Mon 21 Dec – 9pm

BN1 looks at some unmissable small screen festive fun, in our guide to the best Christmas TV in 2020

Ben Elton’s raucous Shakespearean sitcom reminds us that Britain pandemics without bubble-gum-scented hand soap, paisley facemasks and Bill Gates micro-chipping the population. David Mitchell’s Will views the plague’s lockdown as the perfect opportunity to write a career defining play. But can he find inspiration without Zoom parties and daily briefings from Nicola Sturgeon?


THE GOES WRONG SHOW: THE NATIVITY

BBC One

Tues 22 Dec – 7pm

BN1 looks at some unmissable small screen festive fun, in our guide to the best Christmas TV in 2020

Mischief Theatre’s brilliant small screen transference continues, as they take The Cornley Dramatic Society into a Christmas production. Their new sponsor is causing problems, they’re dogged by dodgy stage mechanics and there’s a distinct lack of harmony inside the donkey. Ingenious and chaotic, it’ll be a big hit this season.


MARY BERRY SAVES CHRISTMAS

BBC One

Weds 23 Dec – 6.30pm

BN1 looks at some unmissable small screen festive fun, in our guide to the best Christmas TV in 2020

Celebrity chef heavyweight Mary Berry whips out a tasty festive cookery special. With some steely determination and fire in her veins, she shows three novice cooks (a zookeeper, a customer service representative and a bra fitter) how to smash out the best Christmas dinner ever. There’ll be no food poisoning or weeping over still-frozen turkeys. Make no mistake.


MOTHERLAND CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

BBC Two

Weds 23 Dec – 9pm

BN1 looks at some unmissable small screen festive fun, in our guide to the best Christmas TV in 2020

While sitcoms about parenting are common, this one cuts through the schmaltz for a hilarious and unwavering look at the joy of motherhood. Amanda’s annual festive soiree offers the true meaning of Christmas – an evil Santa, a 30-foot Christmas tree, Anne’s Christmas cocktails and strict rules about where you can and can’t drink mulled wine. Unfortunately, Julia, Kevin and Liz don’t have an invite, and with good reason. But nothing is going to stop them from trying to get in on the action.


KING GARY CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

BBC One

Weds 23 Dec – 10pm

BN1 looks at some unmissable small screen festive fun, in our guide to the best Christmas TV in 2020

Tom Davis’s lively sleeper-hit returns. But, as usual, Gary’s good intentions are being misinterpreted. It’s been a difficult time for Butterchurn Crescent, so a magnificent Christmas display is sure to lift the spirits of the street. And our hero isn’t about to let an enormous electricity bill dampen his festive cheer.


WORZEL GUMMIDGE: SAUCY NANCY

BBC One

Christmas Eve – 5.55pm

BN1 looks at some unmissable small screen festive fun, in our guide to the best Christmas TV in 2020

Mackenzie Crook returns as a new (and decidedly less creepy) Worzel Gummidge. The obvious choice is to take the festive fun to the seaside, where everyone’s favourite scarecrow can hook up with a ship’s figurehead. This whimsical flight of fancy is the perfect slice of family entertainment, while also providing a welcome boost for an avian deterrent industry which is currently struggling with changing identity politics.


THE GREAT CHRISTMAS BAKE OFF

Channel 4

Christmas Eve – 7.40pm

BN1 looks at some unmissable small screen festive fun, in our guide to the best Christmas TV in 2020

After 11 years, Bake Off has become a quintessentially English brand, watched around the world and adored by millions of armchair experts. Now happily at home on Channel 4, it’s drawing record-breaking audience with a bucolic blend of baking and brilliance. Now, Noel Fielding, Matt Lucas, Prue Leith and Paul Hollywood welcome former contestants, bare-knuckled and stripped to the waist, fighting to the death to be crowned Christmas Star Baker.


ROALD & BEATRIX: THE TAIL OF THE CURIOUS MOUSE

Sky One

Christmas Eve – 8.15pm

BN1 looks at some unmissable small screen festive fun, in our guide to the best Christmas TV in 2020A six-year-old boy sets out to meet his favourite author, in this dramatized account of the meeting between two of the country’s most beloved children’s authors – Roald Dahl and Beatrix Potter. A superb cast of cast Dawn French, Rob Brydon, Nina Sosanya and Jessica Hynes, recreate this touching and inspiring tale.


ZOG AND THE FLYING DOCTORS

BBC One

Christmas Day – 2.35pm

BN1 looks at some unmissable small screen festive fun, in our guide to the best Christmas TV in 2020

This fabulous sequel to the bestselling Zog, sees Princess Pearl, Sir Gadabout and their trusty titular dragon set up an air ambulance service. There’s much to do, like treating a sunburnt mermaid, a distressed unicorn and a sneezy lion. From the author and illustrator of The Gruffalo and Stick Man, we get Hugh Skinner, Patsy Ferran, Daniel Ings, Rob Brydon and Lenny Henry lending their voices to this family-friendly good time.


STRICTLY: THE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN

BBC One

Christmas Day – 4:45pm

BN1 looks at some unmissable small screen festive fun, in our guide to the best Christmas TV in 2020

This relatively unheard-of celebrity dancing show gets a Christmas special with the 25 most memorable routines of all time – voted for by the viewers. Be wowed by the perfect 40s, winning waltzes, charming Charlestons, probably Ann Widdecombe being dragged around like a sack of spuds and Chico doing a ‘luverly whumba’ to the music from Oliver Hirschbiegel’s historical war drama Downfall, or something… You’ll all be watching this, we know!


BLANKETY BLANK

BBC One

Christmas Day, 7pm 

BN1 looks at some unmissable small screen festive fun, in our guide to the best Christmas TV in 2020

Before celebrity gameshows were clogging up every channel, Blankety Blank offered dragged in best D-listers money could buy. Now, Bradley ‘360° talent’ Walsh unleashes a special episode of this classic game show. Six celebrities compete to fill in the Blanks and win top prizes for bemused contestants. And yes, the legendary ‘Blankety Blank Cheque Book and Pen’ is making a comeback.


CALL THE MIDWIFE

BBC One

Christmas Day – 7.40pm

BN1 looks at some unmissable small screen festive fun, in our guide to the best Christmas TV in 2020

“We can see the head!” There’s no better show suited to having a Christmas special, is there? It’s December 1965, and everyone’s favourite maternity melodrama sees Sister Monica Joan rushed to hospital, while Shelagh (Laura Main) enjoys a surprise reunion which leads to an emotional (and surprisingly seasonally suitable) catharsis.


QUENTIN BLAKE’S CLOWN

Channel 4

Christmas Day – 7.40pm

BN1 looks at some unmissable small screen festive fun, in our guide to the best Christmas TV in 2020

The acclaimed cartoonist and illustrator’s timeless children’s work recreated for TV with traditional hand-drawn animation techniques. Beautiful, and very slightly eccentric, this is Quentin Blake’s finest book brought to life. Narrated by the irrepressible Helena Bonham Carter, this wholesome Christmas tale will amaze younger viewers and delight their parents.


THE STORY OF SM:TV LIVE

ITV

Boxing Day – 9:25am 

BN1 looks at some unmissable small screen festive fun, in our guide to the best Christmas TV in 2020

A look back at one of Saturday morning’s more chaotic offerings. The ubiquitous Ant & Dec and Cat Deeley took children’s TV to new levels with SM:TV Live. This special looks at the first three years of the show, with interviews with the stars on a recreation of the original set. It’s a perfect chance to relive the glory days of Challenge Ant, Wonky Donkey, the Postbag dance, Pokemon Rap, Dec’s crush on Sabrina the Teenage Witch and Friends parody, Chums.


THE REPAIR SHOP AT CHRISTMAS

BBC One

Boxing Day – 6.45pm

BN1 looks at some unmissable small screen festive fun, in our guide to the best Christmas TV in 2020

If you haven’t discovered the joy of The Repair Shop, this is a good time to get onboard. The televisual equivalent of barbiturates, it features a horde of interesting people dragging their neglected old crap to the Weald & Downland Museum. Where… it gets repaired! A perfect portion of nostalgic escapism, its Christmas episode promises to delight, as more treasured items are saved from the dustbin.


BLACK NARCISSUS

BBC One

Sun 27 Dec – 9pm

BN1 looks at some unmissable small screen festive fun, in our guide to the best Christmas TV in 2020

When I was a youngster, nuns weren’t anything like this. The holy sisters’ diminutive gaits and long skirts made them appear to be gliding on roller skates and they always had a handy ruler with which to strike the knuckles of the naughty. But as it’s Christmas, we now get Gemma Arterton trying to convert a remote Himalayan palace into a convent. But she’s unaware of its darkly erotic past.


PANDEMONIUM

BBC One

Weds 30 Dec – 9.45pm

The divine Alison Steadman is joined by Katherine Parkinson, Jim Howick and Tom Basden. This one-off sitcom centred on the Jessop family sees their finances and ambitions devastated, they’ve also had to abandon their holiday of a lifetime. But, ever resourceful, they’re going to have their summer holiday anyway – only in December, and in Margate.


UNCLE VANYA

BBC Four

Weds 30 Dec – 10pm

BN1 looks at some unmissable small screen festive fun, in our guide to the best Christmas TV in 2020Theatre has been one of the biggest casualties of the Covid lockdown, with performances limited to outdoors or online. Cancelled back in March, during the middle of its run, Uncle Vanya was getting five-star reviews. Now Conor McPherson’s nimble update of the Chekhov classic receives a small screen broadcast – featuring Toby Jones as the broken, disillusioned Vanya, in a tale which still resonates today.



DOCTOR WHO: REVOLUTION OF THE DALEKS

BBC One

New Year’s Day – 6.45pm

BN1 looks at some unmissable small screen festive fun, in our guide to the best Christmas TV in 2020

The universe’s worst tourist returns for another perennial delight. In a shout-back to the classic Blink episode, the Doctor is relatively absent from this special, leaving her trusty and capable companions to fend for themselves. Fortunately, Yaz (Mandip Gill), Ryan (Tosin Cole) and Graham (Bradley ‘360° talent’ Walsh) only have to face the menace of the Daleks. We’re also promised a few departures, so be ready for tearful goodbyes…


DANCING ON THIN ICE WITH TORVILL AND DEAN

ITV

New Year’s Day – 9pm 

BN1 looks at some unmissable small screen festive fun, in our guide to the best Christmas TV in 2020

Jayne Torvill and Christopher Dean set out skate in the magnificent surroundings of Alaska. As they travel into the remote wilderness in a hunt for wild ice, they highlight the deleterious effects of climate change. Skating amongst some spectacular scenery, they on a mission to find the perfect place to dance a special Bolero.


TASKMASTER NEW YEAR’S TREAT

Channel 4

New Year’s Day – 9pm

BN1 looks at some unmissable small screen festive fun, in our guide to the best Christmas TV in 2020From cult sensation to genuine mainstream mega-hit, this celebrity gameshow welcomes actor John Hannah, journalist Krishnan Guru-Murthy, presenter Rylan Clark-Neal, Strictly’s Shirley Ballas and Derry Girls’ Nicola Coughlan compete. Yes! Non-comedians…? Crazy times.


FRANKIE BOYLE’S 2020 NEW WORLD ORDER

BBC Two

New Year’s Day – 10pm

BN1 looks at some unmissable small screen festive fun, in our guide to the best Christmas TV in 2020

Despite most of us being stuck indoors, it’s been a golden year for noisy morons. We’ve been confronted with a pandemic, a US presidential election which lasted for what seemed like months and a British Government which exceeded expectations in all the wrong ways. There’s likely plenty of issues for Mr Boyle and his panel to eviscerate.

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